March 2012
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im so happy what a good morning
im the ugliest crier in the entire world i mean there is always alot of snot and sometimes it gets on my hair and i bawl and make noises somewhat like a beluga whale trying to attract a mate and my mouth is usually open the whole time and my face turns like bright red i put kim kardashian’s crying face to shame
wow only people on this website would be attracted to a school shooter this is like when you all loved tate from american horror story why do you guys dry hump a pillow for teenage killers
February 2012
253 posts
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lildrusko:
Minus The Bear - Knights
A piece of...
someone on Skins gets upsets *full force sprints for a mile*
imagine all the kids at a deaf school who get to fart and get away with it
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kanyevvest:
please take ur crab on walks
and buy him outfits
*kisses nipples and tells them how much i love them and i would never get rid of them and that they are there to stay to reassure and comfort them*
but…nipples….who…would…why
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nuggits2:
wow i cant wait to see all the preteen 12 year olds sneak into project x in their DC skateboard sneaks and their aeropostle sweaters
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It’s free pancake day at ihop so I’ll pay for whoever will go with me
crying as if someone broke up with me physically sobbing because someone in the book im reading died
I hate reading in public because something really adorable just happened in this book and I shrieked and now everyone’s staring at me
I want a beard
inotrope:
bloodgods:
ey pooja no offense but your dog’s going hard in the chromosomes
GUESS WHO HAS TO GET HER TONSILS OUT (it’s me)
I fell asleep on the toilet what is wrong with me
Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie for an oscar
everytime i feel bad about my nose i just think “well i could be owen wilson”
catholicnun:
jonah hill could get it
if by it you mean a gastric bypass surgery
Playing “Aaron’s Party” - Aaron Carter at a high school rager
can i be in a stable relationship even if im mentally unstable
why do i always wake up naked no matter how many clothes i go to sleep wearing
kill two ravens with one symone
if you don’t like reading i don’t like you
I went to church today...
fussybabybitch:
the best drunk story i have was like a year ago i was trashed and this guy offered to drive me home because i was getting sloppy and then when he pulled over outside my house i was like “thank you you’re the best person ever” and started making out with him then i basically was giving the gearshift a handjob for like 5 minutes before i realized otherwise
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the last time i got drunk i tried to show everyone i really can do a backflip then i fell on my face and barfed and cried
Anonymous asked: I feel like youre a fun drunk